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   messageicon Just found out about the Pokémon Go app today and downloaded it. No disrespect intended BUT....I find enough shizzle on my own without blindly following this app that led me into dog poo in my neighbors front yard.
←Rate | 07-11-2016 19:36 by miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon After a certain point, the 'F' on the thermometer no longer stands for Fahrenheit.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 10:46 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
←Rate | 07-22-2013 08:44 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonders why there are so many people with cranial rectal inversion ?
←Rate | 07-20-2013 22:00 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am totally convinced that my place of employment is just a fancy name for Purgatory
←Rate | 07-19-2013 21:15 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smile, it makes your butt look smaller.
←Rate | 07-19-2013 11:03 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.
←Rate | 07-18-2013 12:00 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to the economy my wallet is emptier than a potato chip bag at a Weight Watchers meeting!
←Rate | 07-18-2013 09:02 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon ATTENTION ALL WHO WORK WITH THE PUBLIC--everyone is stuck in stupid mode today, a smack to the back of the head should trigger the reset button!
←Rate | 07-18-2013 08:43 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 18:33 by Miladyvictorian Comments (0)  



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