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   messageicon it OK to cut in front of someone wearing all Camouflage?
←Rate | 06-14-2019 18:21 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My noise reduction feature on my new hearing aid dosen't work..... I can still hear my wife yapping.
←Rate | 03-19-2019 20:46 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.
←Rate | 02-20-2019 23:06 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer bottle: "Break me and you get one year bad luck." Mirror: "Are you kidding, break me you get seven years bad luck." Condom: Ha ha ha, and walks away.
←Rate | 02-20-2019 13:38 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think politeness is important. That's why I offer my seat to a lady when I get off the bus.
←Rate | 02-20-2019 13:32 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon All this beer drinking I do gives me a hangover. It's really noticeable when I stand sideways.
←Rate | 02-10-2019 13:44 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of Valentine's day, is the next days 50% off sale on the box chocolate candy.
←Rate | 02-05-2019 17:14 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's day, then the side chick is you.
←Rate | 02-05-2019 17:10 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The penalty for bigamy is having two mother in-laws.
←Rate | 02-05-2019 16:03 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough, that's why we have two hands.
←Rate | 02-03-2019 14:56 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss just appointed me as his sex adviser. He said " When I want your fu*king advice, I'll ask for it."
←Rate | 01-28-2019 18:20 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breast are proof that men can concentrate on two things at the same time.
←Rate | 01-28-2019 18:15 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
←Rate | 01-27-2019 13:28 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon In this cold weather, it's hard to give people the finger when you're wearing mittens.
←Rate | 01-25-2019 17:33 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother inlaw standing in front of a mirror: "I feel fat and ugly." . Me to make her feel better: "Well at lease your eye sight is good."
←Rate | 01-24-2019 14:17 by Joker Comments (2)  


   messageicon Silence is golden. Unless you have teenagers. Then it becomes suspicious.
←Rate | 01-19-2019 06:59 by Joker Comments (1)  


   messageicon When I'm grilling a stake, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
←Rate | 01-19-2019 06:56 by Joker Comments (3)  


   messageicon I don't rise and shine, the best I can do is get up and gripe.
←Rate | 01-16-2019 14:14 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother in-law is so ugly, even a boiling tea kettle won't give her a whistle.
←Rate | 01-14-2019 17:23 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got my ancestry DNA results back. It seems I related to Adam and Eve.
←Rate | 01-13-2019 16:35 by Joker Comments (0)  



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