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   messageicon I cannot believe Monday got the audacity to be tomorrow..
←Rate | 06-26-2019 03:33 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did the kid who was voted most likely to succeed back in high school...succeeded yet?
←Rate | 09-27-2017 11:45 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Polarized glasses for sale. Not used at all. Need money for Powerball!!
←Rate | 08-23-2017 20:13 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Summer.....where are you going???Why are you leaving me??? Whyyyyyyyy.... All these back to school pics...and and and...school supplies.....and .....school zone lights are flashing again....
←Rate | 08-19-2017 18:11 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dearly beloved God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have.
←Rate | 08-19-2017 17:39 by jitney Comments (3)  


   messageicon I switch my phone to united airplane mode and now I woke up in a hospital with a headache!
←Rate | 04-13-2017 11:40 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont blame me for you crazy issues! If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!
←Rate | 03-07-2017 13:11 by jitney Comments (1)  


   messageicon If I had a penny everytime that I thought about you, my pants would fall down.
←Rate | 03-06-2017 09:33 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Abolish the department of education for failing and producing Paul Rand who wants to abolish the department of education.
←Rate | 03-06-2017 09:32 by Jitney Comments (1)  


   messageicon I was in the elevator.... I pressed number 1. The elevator said with an attitude: "You're going down." F#¥k you Otis
←Rate | 03-06-2017 09:24 by jitney Comments (0)  



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