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   messageicon Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorious.
←Rate | 02-14-2013 05:58 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife keeps tapping on the window saying..."look, it's snowing"....if she keeps it up, I suppose am gonna have to let her in.....!!
←Rate | 01-18-2013 08:57 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonder if they will take as long to clean up new York city as they did new Orleans????????
←Rate | 10-30-2012 14:09 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife & I split up over a family game of buckaroo.... I was left to pick up the pieces
←Rate | 10-03-2012 08:13 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong.I see god is no fan of moon-walkers.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 17:10 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon House party couple of doors away, music sounds awesome, wish I could rock up. Takes me back. These days my 4 yr old has mores parties.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 05:34 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paddy found wires sticking out of his sandwich so he phoned the police."Hello I think there's a bomb in my sandwich""Okay, is it tickin" the police man replied"No" paddy said. "I think its tuna".
←Rate | 07-07-2012 17:40 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I couldn't believe it when my missus called me lazy today.And this is coming from someone who has to sit down to have a piss.
←Rate | 07-07-2012 17:37 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC News - "Wettest June since records began"I blame that 'fifty shades of grey' book.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 12:58 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just about to poach an elephant the other day, when I suddenly thought to myself, "I'm gonna need a bigger saucepan."
←Rate | 06-27-2012 16:47 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  



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