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   messageicon The “thank you wave”👋🏼 after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the one thing holding this fragile society together.
←Rate | 12-04-2021 14:12 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know where I can get more Lite-Brite pegs?... I'm trying to finish my Will and Testament.
←Rate | 11-24-2021 16:10 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fun Fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, you can hear a faint, "Marco" and then an even fainter, "Polo."
←Rate | 02-25-2021 17:05 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self-centered lives already in progress.
←Rate | 01-03-2021 14:00 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judge: "how do you plead?" Me: "your honor I plead oopsie daisies."
←Rate | 07-03-2020 11:50 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 🎶 ...No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreadin' your germs all over the place... 🎶
←Rate | 06-04-2020 22:27 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m convinced that Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars are made by Dyson.
←Rate | 06-04-2020 22:16 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put in an URGENT REQUEST to Santa last night for a mirror so you can locate that STICK that's UP YOUR @$S and REMOVE IT!!
←Rate | 12-19-2019 19:36 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
←Rate | 12-25-2018 21:24 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Place aluminum foil in a paper shredder ... BOOM TINSEL !!
←Rate | 12-14-2018 20:52 by JCGJ Comments (0)  



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