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   messageicon Lotto Max is up to a full tank of gas and a buggy load of groceries.
←Rate | 07-28-2022 20:10 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I shurvivfed the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss. 😁
←Rate | 07-14-2022 17:22 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't honk at me asshole, I'm not on my phone. I missed the light change because I was trying to get that last french fry at the bottom of the box. 🍟 πŸ˜’
←Rate | 05-24-2022 14:23 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maaaaay The 4th Be With You
←Rate | 05-04-2022 17:39 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon With you, may the fourth be β€” Yoda
←Rate | 05-03-2022 23:31 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strong with this fourth day of may, the force is β€” Yoda
←Rate | 05-03-2022 23:30 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon In other news… Elon Musk is now going to also buy McDonald's so he can fix all the ice cream machines.
←Rate | 05-03-2022 17:16 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.
←Rate | 04-16-2022 00:05 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon We used to be young and carefree, and now we have a favorite cashier at the grocery store.
←Rate | 04-08-2022 15:32 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! It's off to sleep I go. I'll crawl in bed and rest my head. Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho!
←Rate | 04-05-2022 22:46 by JCGJ Comments (0)  



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