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   messageicon I call bravo Sierra on distance makes the heart grow fonder. Distance makes you have to do dishes and cook and stuff.
←Rate | 10-13-2015 13:18 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that thinks some of the Japanese players will be executed? #fifa
←Rate | 07-05-2015 20:57 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had I had access to a smartphone growing up, I probably would have had an album titled "School Bus Window Artwork"
←Rate | 04-17-2015 10:03 by Goodeolboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon Strange how people will judge stories like Tony Stewart, but try their damnedest to get out of jury duty...interesting.
←Rate | 08-11-2014 13:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the deadbeat dads and sperm donors this Father's Day. Unbeknownst to you, there are kids everywhere that are becoming AMAZING PEOPLE because they want to be nothing like you.
←Rate | 06-15-2014 13:15 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hey Bro, wanna go to lunch?" Sorry I can't, I'm on the Govt. Lunch Program....can't afford to eat :/
←Rate | 06-11-2014 15:01 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone needs to tell all the other horses that its CC's birthday today.
←Rate | 06-07-2014 18:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not one to judge Brotha, but that white tailgate on your black truck screams "salvage title".
←Rate | 06-04-2014 20:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Possible post if Facebook was around in 1983: DANGIT...street lights are on. Guess who's getting beat with a belt when he gets home :'(
←Rate | 06-04-2014 17:59 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon (Possible post if Facebook was around in 1979) Busy day today. Me and the boys are riding all over town on our bikes. Later we'll be at the lot playing Hot Wheels, so hit me up if you're in.
←Rate | 06-04-2014 16:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, it's 12:30pm and I have seven dollar bills to my name. I guess it's that age old question: Lunch? Or Lotto scratchers.
←Rate | 05-27-2014 15:30 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses "dat"
←Rate | 04-18-2014 19:57 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's Pet Peeve: Overachieving seat belts.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 13:15 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey McDonald's, here's an add to fire back at Taco Bell: Eat at McDonald's, you won't sh.. your pants. -your welcome.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 10:24 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon That 1/4 mile of blindness, before the defrost kicks in...
←Rate | 03-28-2014 09:27 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I started a fight in the middle of your parking lot pARtyy- F.Gump
←Rate | 03-17-2014 14:03 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uh-huh...my underwear is!! -my excuse since Kindergarten. #stpattys
←Rate | 03-17-2014 12:19 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're country, when the smell of a dairy reminds you of Oreos.
←Rate | 03-05-2014 15:08 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to the guy in drive thru who went against the man, and gave me THREE packets of Ketchup for my large fries.
←Rate | 02-19-2014 14:50 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: Denver complaining of contact high...they swear.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


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