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   messageicon should've known it wasn't going to work out between me and my ex. I'm a Leo and he's an A$$hole.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 05:57 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Awesome story dude.... Which chapter do you shut the f**k up?
←Rate | 06-24-2011 00:50 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : You're the reason why God invented the middle finger.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 19:13 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Imagine the great things in a person's character you would miss out on if you limited yourself to a list of things you are looking for in a person.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 21:49 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon been so busy lately that even Facebook feels neglected
←Rate | 05-27-2011 01:49 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Dear Ex, Don't get your hopes up about the pics of us on Facebook. The reason why I haven't deleted some of the photos is purely because I look good in them.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 23:51 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Have you ever been the only sober person in a roomful of drunk people? ... Me neither.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 22:16 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon feels like a playa... just eye-f**ked these hot twins for a solid 10 seconds and I don't even know their names.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 21:45 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : My neighbours liked my music so much, the called the cops to come and listen.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 21:34 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  


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