DeeX Funny Status Messages

   Everyone's all "confederate flag" this, "gay marriage" that. And I'm just sitting here waiting for the new Minions movie to come out.

   I'm not a father, but I have been called "daddy" a few times.

   Yea, gun control is awesome...if you're the one controlling the guns.

   Her: Real men like curves. Me: No. Real men like whatever the (bleep) they want.

   The fact that Gordon Ramsay hasn't been gutted yet is all the proof I need to know that his show is staged.

   The most realistic part of Avengers: Age of Ultron was Ultron deciding the human race must be destroyed after spending a few hours on the Internet.

   Today is the day that the Blues was made for. Thank you B.B. (Blues Boy) King for everything.

   The difference between "fetish" and "felony" is checking beforehand

   If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself.

   Has Al Sharpton's presence EVER made anything better?