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   messageicon Before putting any money down on a championship game, always check with the hat makers, they always get it right.
←Rate | 05-30-2011 09:23 by Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
←Rate | 07-29-2010 08:24 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 08:23 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 08:22 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:28 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:27 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:27 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 14:13 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 13:48 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak...
←Rate | 07-27-2010 12:24 by craig Comments (0)  



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