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   messageicon People who cheat on their taxes disgust me...this is not the world I want to raise my 32 dependents in! 😉
←Rate | 02-07-2024 13:10 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: [donating my body to Science] Science: [donates my body to Goodwill] Goodwill: [Leaves body on their lawn, with a sign that says "Free..please take!"] 🤷
←Rate | 01-29-2024 16:07 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon The TV show 'Hoarders' is ok and all but I liked it so much better when it was called 'Sanford and Son'.
←Rate | 01-26-2024 10:58 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I eat my last bite of food, not realizing it was the last bite,then immediately get sad because I wasn't able to mentally prepare myself. 🥓🍕🍔🍲😥
←Rate | 01-25-2024 21:25 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I've made a lot mistakes in my life, but just know you were never one of them" -ME (looking at my triple bacon cheeseburger...extra bacon).
←Rate | 01-25-2024 11:28 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chip clips are for quitters!
←Rate | 01-15-2024 12:43 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were ever to win the lottery, first thing I'd do is hire someone to clean my kids room...and then buy some chicken wings with the $20 I have left over.
←Rate | 03-27-2019 22:03 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a parent my diet over the year has primarily consisted of all the food my kids have left on their plates.
←Rate | 03-16-2019 20:28 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kids are growing up and I guess that means I'm getting older...that's not what saddens me...what saddens me is that the kids no longer eat for free when we go out anymore.
←Rate | 03-13-2019 22:01 by CoolguyB Comments (0)  



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