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   messageicon Just found out the results of my mammogram - I tested positive for having boobs
←Rate | 12-22-2011 15:39 by Chelsea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just made a milkshake and now all the boys are in my yard..
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:43 by Chelsea Comments (0)  


   messageicon things I learned from frank sinatra 1. a lady never leaves her escort and 2. a lady doesn't wander all over the room and blow on some other guys dice.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 03:03 by Chelsea Comments (0)  


   messageicon work me harder, makes me better, do me faster makes me stronger.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 15:34 by chelsea Comments (0)  


   messageicon hanging out with charlie sheen, no explanation needed.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 17:18 by Chelsea Comments (0)  


   messageicon so I go to walmart and see two problems, 1. they have a justin bieber doll and 2. you press his crotch to hear him sing...
←Rate | 01-07-2011 01:26 by Chelsea Comments (0)  


   messageicon just read that burglars use Facebook to find out when people aren't home... so from now on, i'm at home, with a knife, and a hungry alligator (:
←Rate | 07-31-2010 19:15 by Chelsea Comments (1)  


   messageicon My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
←Rate | 06-19-2010 15:10 by Chelsea Comments (1)  



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