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   messageicon you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
←Rate | 08-07-2010 12:45 by 82 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
←Rate | 07-24-2010 12:55 by 82 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always wondered what would happen if I deleted my recycle bin...
←Rate | 05-16-2010 12:32 by 82 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I can't help but wonder how police handcuff people with one arm?
←Rate | 05-16-2010 12:31 by 82 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dude! That cross-eyed girl at the bar is looking at you...... And me...
←Rate | 05-16-2010 12:30 by 82 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont do jokes about the Spanish....... no way Jose!
←Rate | 05-16-2010 12:30 by 82 Comments (0)  



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