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   messageicon If we continue wearing these masks for another year kids will start to think that a nose is a private part
←Rate | 05-26-2020 13:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai mai
←Rate | 05-26-2020 08:02 by FUCKMAULitack Comments (0)  

   messageicon It rained here in Arizona today, but it was a dry rain.๐Ÿ˜›
←Rate | 05-25-2020 22:40 by IARU Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone told me they never understood the concept of cloning, I replied "That makes two of us"
←Rate | 05-25-2020 14:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love reading books that are based on real events but spiced up with a little fiction to keep your interest, kinda like people's Facebook posts.
←Rate | 05-25-2020 12:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure so wear a mask. Benjamin Franklin,
←Rate | 05-25-2020 06:11 by Ben Comments (0)  

   messageicon Worried about social distancing when you're out? Dress up as a clown and make it other people's problem
←Rate | 05-25-2020 05:47 by Trance-Fonix Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't get a break. I bought a can of evaporated milk, opened it was full.
←Rate | 05-25-2020 03:52 by MTQ Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a kid we were so poor I had dandruff flakes for breakfast.
←Rate | 05-24-2020 23:02 by Tairsy Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's a beautiful (alluring, dazzling, gorgeous, magnificent, pulchritudinous, radiant, resplendent, splendid, stunning) day in the neighborhood. - Mr. Roget's Thesaurus
←Rate | 05-24-2020 10:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 19 people died in Chicago this week from Covid-related gunshot wounds. They will be voting by mail.
←Rate | 05-24-2020 09:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I prefer to take my quarantine recommendations from scientists, not the guy with 3 teeth and a beer-stained wife beater.
←Rate | 05-23-2020 15:54 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I had a terrible childhood. It started by my not being breast fed. My mom didn't like white meat and assumed I didn't either. I was thigh fed.
←Rate | 05-23-2020 08:30 by IARU Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love when I take the time to type out a long text message to a friend and they reply with "K"
←Rate | 05-22-2020 20:49 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon . Looks like the FNC reporters drank some Folgers and finally woke up.
←Rate | 05-22-2020 14:23 by OLDMAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
←Rate | 05-22-2020 12:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think it's hilarious that Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.
←Rate | 05-22-2020 12:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain !!!๐Ÿ‘ฟ Wife: Well aren't you gonna say something ? Me : Not my turn to use the brain.๐Ÿ˜œ
←Rate | 05-22-2020 09:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sum1 ate an Apple n we were born .now sum1 ate a bat n v r dying..u see eating is d problem nor Drinking
←Rate | 05-22-2020 09:11 by raman911 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If itโ€™s yellow let it mellow , if itโ€™s brown flush it down...what if itโ€™s green?
←Rate | 05-21-2020 21:03 by @longporksausage Comments (2)  


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