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   messageicon Lavar would of thanked Trump if his thieving son could rode on the air force one ..uumm
←Rate | 11-22-2017 16:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump rips on turkeys he pardoned, on Twitter, for not thanking him.
←Rate | 11-22-2017 12:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Things you never hear: Please saw my legs off. Hand me that piano.Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone!
←Rate | 11-22-2017 11:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you know the Boeing 767 is made up of 3.1 million parts from 800 manufacturers, each of whom was the lowest bidder? Anyways...have safe flight when you head home for Thanksgiving.
←Rate | 11-22-2017 10:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A buddy of mine told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart... He said, Her brother has a mustache. . .
←Rate | 11-22-2017 10:05 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon So Trump does good deeds because he wants to be thanked and heavily praised.
←Rate | 11-22-2017 09:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How about all the Trump supporters and Trump haters both shut the hell up. Neither of you will ever convert the other...
←Rate | 11-22-2017 09:02 Comments (2)  

   messageicon it called black Friday because of all the crime?
←Rate | 11-22-2017 08:49 Comments (1)  

   messageicon "A vodka, please." "Sir, this is McDonalds." "OK, a McVodka please."
←Rate | 11-22-2017 07:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On this Thanksgiving I am thankful to all of your post that make me look funny on Facebook.
←Rate | 11-22-2017 06:30 by Otis Comments (0)  

   messageicon For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar
←Rate | 11-22-2017 02:45 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon [Watching Porn] How is there not lipstick everywhere?!
←Rate | 11-22-2017 01:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon [GOP Senator watching a child get molested] “Sorry, kid, we need his vote.”
←Rate | 11-22-2017 01:51 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 21:52 by UKGuy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Please buy my new book: Losing weight while staying drunk.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 19:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tom Steyer just donated 25 million to the, "Let's Get REALLY Dumb Foundation"
←Rate | 11-21-2017 19:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chuck Schumer just released a new book, it's called; "How to Be a Giant Jack A$$"
←Rate | 11-21-2017 18:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon An untalented gymnast walks into a bar....
←Rate | 11-21-2017 16:28 by Sammy Comments (0)  

←Rate | 11-21-2017 16:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The sales of sexbots have been skyrocketing. I wonder if they make an underage one? That's gonna be the hot seller among Hollywood and Democrats.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 15:28 by TallMtnMan Comments (5)  


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