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   messageicon I happen to be writing to make you know what a remarkable discovery my cousin's daughter had using your site. She noticed such a lot of pieces, including what it is like to possess a wonderful helping mindset to have folks just understand some multifacete
←Rate | 02-28-2021 19:08 by goldengoose Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump 2024
←Rate | 02-28-2021 18:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm your president now.
←Rate | 02-28-2021 17:53 by JoeBiden Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you guys miss me yet?
←Rate | 02-28-2021 14:44 by @DonaldJT Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sure are a lot of gender reveals for their being no genders
←Rate | 02-28-2021 13:49 by 740* Comments (0)  

   messageicon Manwich Sloppy Joe Sauce is changing its name to Genderneutralwich.🥫
←Rate | 02-28-2021 12:52 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon dupa blada
←Rate | 02-28-2021 08:33 by xD Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kill me pls
←Rate | 02-28-2021 08:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tiger Woods is struggling with his driving. A pull to the left got him into tree trouble.
←Rate | 02-27-2021 10:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone else impressed with the clown with no life who beefed up his "likes" to over 4,000 over a lame chicken joke. Oh, to be 9 again.
←Rate | 02-27-2021 09:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Gas prices are shooting up faster than the Biden vote count at 2am...
←Rate | 02-27-2021 07:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Marriage tip #12: Remember to always leave a healthy amount of cups and trash laying around your house. That way your wife always has something to clean up. A busy wife is a happy wife.
←Rate | 02-27-2021 07:04 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  

   messageicon My account has hacked, but if you receive an inappropriate message, it was probably still me.
←Rate | 02-27-2021 06:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If a status update gets posted on Facebook and no one likes it did it really happen?
←Rate | 02-27-2021 01:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Screw God, I'm worshipping the golden statue of Trump from now on.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 22:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When Trump dropped bombs, the media was all over him. When Biden does, nothing but praise.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 18:38 by M86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A friend is someone who'll stop whatever he's doing to bring a change of underwear to you at Tio Ricardo's Guadalajara Cantina after you attempted and won the Montezuma's Revenge 50 Lb. Burrito and Enchilda Challenge.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 17:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 11:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bombs are falling on Syria again, the kids are still in the cages, the $2,000 checks are still AWOL... But hey, at least Mr. Potato Head is now gender neutral!
←Rate | 02-26-2021 10:42 by M86 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 09:13 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


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