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   messageicon If you come back home from the dump with more stuff then you left with...... You might be a trumpian.
←Rate | 05-20-2018 05:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
←Rate | 05-20-2018 05:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh Sunday, the official day of choreographed religion.
←Rate | 05-20-2018 04:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make America British again!
←Rate | 05-20-2018 04:00 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon bald status hindi
←Rate | 05-20-2018 03:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Mueller versary... Happy Mueller versary... Happy Mueller versary... Haaaa pppy Mueller versary. Happy versary... Happy versary... Happy versary... Happy Mueller versary.
←Rate | 05-20-2018 01:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Witch hunt, witch hunt, whitch hunt. Another Jan Brady syndrome.
←Rate | 05-20-2018 01:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got the "Who colluded with the colluder's if the colluder's didn't collude blues."
←Rate | 05-20-2018 00:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You've got a friend in me.... You've got a friend indeed..... Who can hook you up...... With hoo*ers that pee..... You've got a friend in me.
←Rate | 05-20-2018 00:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. " Mark Twain.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 23:37 by Mark.Twain Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who's Melanie?
←Rate | 05-19-2018 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There were more people at the Royal Wedding than Trump's inauguration. Just saying.....
←Rate | 05-19-2018 22:18 Comments (2)  


   messageicon If ever took a beer to a job interview..... You might be a trumpian.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 22:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you walk with your son to school because you both are in the same grade....... You might be a trumpian.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 21:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your wife is your sister's, sister........ You might be a trumpian.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 21:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess all the Toys R Us kids have all grown up.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 21:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Job opening at Mc. Cormick: person with 20/20 eye sight to pick fly s*it out of black pepper.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 20:46 Comments (1)  


   messageicon TOYS aren't US
←Rate | 05-19-2018 20:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can’t believe this Russian site is still up and running.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 19:51 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I would rather jerk off with razor wire in an Olympic size pool of iodine, rather than watch the royal wedding.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 17:34 Comments (2)  

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