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   messageicon Did Trump pardon himself today too? Or is there a 2 Turkey limit?
←Rate | 11-20-2018 18:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How does Leah Remini's face hold so much makeup?
←Rate | 11-20-2018 18:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You people should be ashamed of yourselves, all this neckativity isn’t right at all.
←Rate | 11-20-2018 18:42 by CharlesDionMcDowell Comments (0)  

   messageicon "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
←Rate | 11-20-2018 18:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a 1ibby, I will continue to respect all c0onservative Americans because respecting others is what being an American is all about. Nothing Trump can say will make me do otherwise.
←Rate | 11-20-2018 18:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess, apparently, throwing American values out the window is making America great again.
←Rate | 11-20-2018 17:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wild Turkey on the rocks helps to cope with your relatives on Thanksgiving.
←Rate | 11-20-2018 15:38 by Pilgrim Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanksgiving is a good time to give people the bird and tell them to stuff it. Happy Thanksgiving. :-)
←Rate | 11-20-2018 15:23 by Pilgrim Comments (0)  

   messageicon Always choose a proctologist with a good butt-side manner.
←Rate | 11-20-2018 14:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.
←Rate | 11-20-2018 13:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How incompetent do you have to be to listen to daddy rant about Hilary's emails for years & then go do the same damn thing yourself?
←Rate | 11-20-2018 11:35 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Thanksgiving is the only time a Califorian can see a natural breast.
←Rate | 11-20-2018 05:19 by Pilgrim Comments (2)  

   messageicon The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements, which included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later?
←Rate | 11-20-2018 02:58 by Truman Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am already ashamed of some of the things I will be doing over the festive holiday.
←Rate | 11-20-2018 00:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough.
←Rate | 11-19-2018 17:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't worry about what you eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas. You should worry about what you eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving. Have a Happy Thanksgiving. :-)
←Rate | 11-19-2018 14:13 by Pilgrim Comments (2)  

   messageicon I took my introverted turtle to an orgy and he immediately started coming out of his shell
←Rate | 11-19-2018 12:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's nothing in all the world more dangerous than an idiot who thinks he's a genius .
←Rate | 11-19-2018 11:45 Comments (6)  

   messageicon Blame Canada! Blame Canada! For their lumber is flammable!
←Rate | 11-19-2018 11:31 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Just remember Satan worshipers, he got his a$$ kicked by some Georgia redneck...
←Rate | 11-19-2018 11:25 Comments (0)  


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