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   messageicon leave it to Hugh Hefner to die on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 19:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, I've never thought much of Hugh Hefner, but you have to appreciate the irony. The creator of Playboy expires on a Wednesday-Hump Day.
←Rate | 09-28-2017 12:44 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon How fitting is it Hugh Hefner died on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 10:23 by Jimshoe48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hump day, and international women's Day ... so make sure you hump as many international women as you can.
←Rate | 03-08-2017 11:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg.
←Rate | 01-08-2017 20:07 by Busterboxer Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy TR'HUMP' Day!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:17 by JCW Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some call it 'Hump Day.' I call it 'False Advertising.'
←Rate | 08-10-2016 06:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So it's Hump Day and it isn't raining or snowing, does that mean it's a Dry Hump Day?
←Rate | 02-24-2016 14:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A co-worker told me 'happy hump day' before I finished my first cup of coffee. But its okay, he's dead now so it won't happen again.
←Rate | 05-13-2015 08:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "April fools fell on a Hump day" said the camel
←Rate | 04-03-2015 00:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't hump anything on Hump Day, but I did throw my back out on Throwback Thursday, so I got to be mildly ironic.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 00:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy dry hump Wednesday for you singles out there. . .
←Rate | 03-11-2015 19:45 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing ruins a Hump Day like not getting Humped!
←Rate | 03-05-2015 07:03 by Cronus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I hump my wife to Bon Jovi
←Rate | 08-07-2014 10:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Hump Day! Hemp. Darn auto correct.
←Rate | 07-02-2014 06:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets Do The 2014 New Years Hump Today!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 08:03 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon With everyone off work on this first day of the New Year good reason to stay in bed and enjoy your New Years Hump Day!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:59 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon i do not like green eggs&ham I do not like them will.i.am woud you eat them in my trunk woud you eat them off my hump my hump my humps
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:53 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon since New Years is on a hump day (Wednesday) maybe this will be the year I get a lo of humping
←Rate | 12-31-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fu*k all of that Hump Day bullsh*t and stay the hell out of my way cause I hereby designate this Wednesday as five finger death punch day.
←Rate | 10-30-2013 18:49 Comments (0)  


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