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X says I fought a coward and the coward won - Mike Brown
←Rate | 11-26-2014 08:22 Comments (0)

X says I fought the law...And the Law won - Mike Brown
←Rate | 11-26-2014 08:19 Comments (0)

X says University of Kentucky 2012 Win, Philadelphia Philies World Series Win, Seattle’s Superball Win, when whites went buck wild for the most arbitrary and utterly unjustifiable reasons on earth.
←Rate | 11-26-2014 07:18 Comments (0)

X Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.
←Rate | 11-26-2014 05:44 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)

X says Dear people jogging with that stupid smile on your face. I know what route you take and I will jump out of bushes and scare that smile away
←Rate | 11-26-2014 03:35 by andrew jackson Comments (0)

X “It's not up for discussion,” is a thing I say to my wife when I’m absolutely certain I want to spend the next six hours discussing it...
←Rate | 11-25-2014 22:57 by eengrms Comments (0)

X Dr. Huxtable was an OB/GYN with an office in his home basement. I mean, come on...
←Rate | 11-25-2014 22:30 by eengrms Comments (0)

X says I can't help but wonder if Bill Cosby's roofies tasted llike a Puddin' Pops.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 22:27 by Cicci Comments (0)

X By 2050, four out of every five Americans will be a Duggar...
←Rate | 11-25-2014 22:23 by eengrms Comments (0)

X Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret...
←Rate | 11-25-2014 21:52 by eengrms Comments (0)

X I'm thankful that everyone has finally shut up about this Ebola hysteria to let us all celebrate Thanksgiving.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 21:14 by John Y Comments (0)

X says So...I'm only going to assume that's it probably not a good time to yell "if it's brown it's down" in public.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 20:49 Comments (0)

X Well, it looks like Ebola has taken a break from mass hysteria to let us celebrate Thanksgiving.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 20:42 by phoenix1029 Comments (0)

X says I am SO out of the loop. So are Ferguson people rioting because Bill Cosby raped 20 women?
←Rate | 11-25-2014 20:26 Comments (0)

X says Does anyone know when the Christmas Tree lighting ceremony is set for Ferguson this year?
←Rate | 11-25-2014 20:05 by Timk Comments (0)

X If the Ferguson police used THC grenades instead of tear gas, you'd see a much different scene.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 20:05 Comments (0)

X DAMN!! Obamaphones sure are getting one serious workout these last two nights in Ferguson!!
←Rate | 11-25-2014 18:36 by BigSarge Comments (0)

X Kids: Never tell a stranger where you live. Give them your neighbor's address and watch what happens.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 18:35 by BigSarge Comments (0)

X says The only women who have brains are the ones who have not had them banged out of her yet.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 18:31 Comments (0)

X So they have an app called "SPin Me" for folks who cant wake up in the morning to shut off their alarms clocks. I got something they can spin for me in the morning instead of me doing the spinning!
←Rate | 11-25-2014 17:38 Comments (0)


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