Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X says I taught myself how to ride a bike... I hope you had better parents.
X says When your girlfriend says "Oh HE is my best friend" your relationship is already over
X says If god "created the heavens and the earth and everything living",where was he and what was he when he created it ??
X says Religion is a crutch for weak-minded people who can't accept reality
X I had lunch today with a woman. Okay, so the woman was on a TV show eating at the same time I was. Okay, so the woman was Berta from Two and a Half Men.
X Since irons are like 1000 degrees, who's bright idea was it to make an ironing board the flimsiest contraption ever made??
X says did Jesus died for Bin Laden's sins too?
X Non-religious people are idiots
X says Jesus died for my sins. I'm glad he's dead. God Bless.
X Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains.
X says It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.
X It's amazing how the brain works. I heard a song that I haven't heard in about ten years and I remembered it word for word. Yet when it came to my exams I barely even remembered how to hold my pen.
X omg black saturday makes me feel so awkward
X says If god gived us free will, why does everything, I mean everything we do a sin? He should have just made robots.
X says She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive.
X Lol religious people are nuts
X says I had hoped my facebook page wouldn't lead to stalkers, but some girl named Sallie Mae found my number and has been calling me for months.
X says i got distracted by something and missed my ADHD meeting again.
X says Jesus IS the son of God and God's not dead. Stop living a self absorbed life holding to the flaeed ever-changing religion of Science. it is time that you understand that you are not the one in control.
X says Are you on a date with me or with your phone? Just make sure that phone pays your share of this bill by the end of the night.