Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X says Need help drafting a weed smoking NFL fantasy team. That way they won't miss any games due to suspensions...
X says patiently waiting for the "No-Bra" Ice bucket challenge
X 36 die in mudslide in China. Obama blames excessive police force.
X says My father dies from ALS, get off the subject and start writing funny stuff...
X says You can now buy booze at Starbucks. So apparently my letter-writing campaign paid off.
X says ALS ice bucket..drop this crap already. Half the people don't know what ALS s. If you wanna donate, donate for TB, HIV or malaria. These kill millions per year. ALS is so exceedingly rare, just bcos it affected a few high profile athletes.. Every1 goes cr
X I now nominate all of you for the ALS ice pick to the head challenge.
X says Facts never seem to matter to a lynch mob.
X While the folks in Ferguson are busy protesting, Mexicans are taking their jobs...
X From 8am until 11:59 a.m,,,, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch
X says I walked a mile their shoes and I didn't end up carrying a flat screen 50" TV out of a closed store in Ferguson.
X says Seems like my body should have better things to do than make ear hair.
X says Ice Bucket Challenge = Monkey see Monkey Do
X says Not believing in your God doesn't make me the devil.
X says Not now, Life. I have fake people to impress on the Internet.
X says I would rather massage my urethra with a cactus than hear that Pharrell song about being Happy
X says You're really cute, can I suck the life out of you? - women
X says When I was a kid...no wait, I still do that.
X says I feel so old whenever someone tells me they were born in the 90s
X says I only kissed you for a few minutes of peace and quiet.