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   messageicon Fcuk Donald Trump
←Rate | 11-27-2015 23:36 Comments (0)

   messageicon Immigration puns are funny but they cross the line.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 20:58 by lkl627 Comments (0)

   messageicon If Jesus really loved us, he would've turned the oceans into wine.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 20:56 Comments (0)

   messageicon I hope no babies were killed at the Planed Parenthood shooting
←Rate | 11-27-2015 20:03 Comments (0)

   messageicon I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson
←Rate | 11-27-2015 19:37 Comments (0)

   messageicon Donald Trump is telling it like it is. People hate the truth when it's used against them.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 19:23 Comments (0)

   messageicon So... how many broken bones and broken nails have ya got on Black Friday? Are you satisfied with your brand new TV that you saved 20 bucks on?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 19:21 Comments (0)

   messageicon I would throw all Dallas Cowboys fans a complement but Luke Kuechly would intercept that too.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 18:01 Comments (0)

   messageicon What do you call a group of epileptics in a bowl? Seizure Salad!
←Rate | 11-27-2015 17:39 Comments (1)

   messageicon When terrorists parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the airplane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosion noises?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 17:20 Comments (0)

   messageicon She enjoys long romantic scrolls on her phone. But still claims to be in touch with reality.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 14:24 by @ryanmilano Comments (0)

   messageicon Thanksgiving is that one special day where an innocent man on Death Row gets to turn on the TV and watch the President pardon a Turkey. 454 retweets 986 likes
←Rate | 11-27-2015 14:19 Comments (0)

   messageicon *walks into the liquor store* What kind of black Friday deals yall got going on?
←Rate | 11-27-2015 14:08 Comments (0)

   messageicon I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 13:28 by John Y Comments (0)

   messageicon Black Friday: That day we spend hundreds of dollars on material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 12:28 Comments (0)

   messageicon When you have a mouthful of turkey and someone says "Let us pray."
←Rate | 11-27-2015 12:27 Comments (0)

   messageicon Sorry Can't....I'm Writing "Dora The" on every Ford Explorer in this mall parking lot.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 11:22 by snotty Comments (0)

   messageicon Wife: do you think I'm fat?”... Me: Moooooo.... * Hmmmm,,, My phones Autocorrect is trying to kill me.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 11:18 by snotty Comments (0)

   messageicon All this time I thought Adele was singing about Aloe.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 11:14 by snotty Comments (0)

   messageicon Can't figure out if my Granddad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense!.. "The green one Gampy,, not the Red one!"
←Rate | 11-27-2015 11:13 by snotty Comments (0)


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