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   messageicon waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!
←Rate | 09-21-2008 00:47 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  

   messageicon got Santa in a headlock
←Rate | 12-31-2008 11:02 by Cameron Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:45 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:46 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
←Rate | 06-22-2009 18:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year
←Rate | 07-06-2009 17:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!!
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon santa's overated.
←Rate | 09-04-2009 17:19 by Jakie587 Comments (0)  

   messageicon plans on dressing up as Kanye West for Halloween and just before the kids yell "Trick or Treat", jump out of the bushes and yell "Christmas is better".
←Rate | 10-05-2009 15:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Keep it up and Santa's going to stick a candy caine where the sun don't shine.3 hours ago clear
←Rate | 10-29-2009 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon letting everyone know in advance that I want something shiny that will go from 0 to 120 in 3 seconds for Christmas... and bathroom scales WILL NOT be accepted.
←Rate | 11-04-2009 09:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
←Rate | 11-04-2009 14:05 by Chachita Comments (0)  

   messageicon On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.
←Rate | 11-07-2009 11:13 by olemissman79 Comments (0)  

   messageicon says, "Dear Santa, I know it's a little early....but could you DEFINE naughty?" ;o)
←Rate | 11-09-2009 12:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon writing a Christmas list: Shamwow, Snuggie, Flowbee and... a Chia Pet
←Rate | 11-09-2009 21:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone caught singing Christmas carols between now and Thanksgiving will be slapped.
←Rate | 11-10-2009 17:51 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didn't get a toy train for xmas like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by
←Rate | 11-18-2009 18:43 by john ambler Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dear Santa, seeing you cant define naughty, is it possible you could overlook september for me"?
←Rate | 11-19-2009 06:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas shopping for dangerous toys. For kids I don't like.
←Rate | 11-19-2009 14:05 by Jake Comments (0)  


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