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   messageicon If you don't smother your food in salt we can't be high blood pressure friends...
←Rate | 04-08-2014 15:47 by secretclouds Comments (0)  


   messageicon My coworker's inspire me to drink on the job.
←Rate | 04-08-2014 15:48 by secretclouds Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women the way I like my cocaine. Smuggled in from a foreign country and sold to me at a fair price.
←Rate | 04-08-2014 23:40 by secretclouds Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inspirational status: If you can make a person happy today don't do it. Punch them in the face instead and steal their shoes.
←Rate | 04-09-2014 14:05 by secretclouds Comments (0)  



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