secretclouds Funny Status Messages

   My coworker's inspire me to drink on the job.

   I like my women the way I like my cocaine. Smuggled in from a foreign country and sold to me at a fair price.

   If you don't smother your food in salt we can't be high blood pressure friends...

   Inspirational status: If you can make a person happy today don't do it. Punch them in the face instead and steal their shoes.