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   messageicon currently in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 14:52 by kauffman Comments (0)  


   messageicon celebrating 1 year of sobriety today…I think it was 1972...
←Rate | 06-10-2010 21:26 by kauffman Comments (0)  


   messageicon apparently is not working fast enough today...the boss just walked by and said the last job I did was half-fast...
←Rate | 09-20-2010 15:06 by kauffman Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can have my FourLoko when you pry it from my cold, dead drunk hands...
←Rate | 11-17-2010 21:25 by kauffman Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't decide which one goes better with cranberry sauce...Grey Goose or Wild Turkey?
←Rate | 11-25-2010 07:39 by kauffman Comments (0)  


   messageicon there a video feed in my bedroom that I don't know about? All these people talking about "He is risen" are making me suspicious this morning...
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:38 by kauffman Comments (0)  



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