kauffman Funny Status Messages

   celebrating 1 year of sobriety today…I think it was 1972...

   can't decide which one goes better with cranberry sauce...Grey Goose or Wild Turkey?

   currently in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

   you can have my FourLoko when you pry it from my cold, dead drunk hands...

   apparently is not working fast enough today...the boss just walked by and said the last job I did was half-fast...

   there a video feed in my bedroom that I don't know about? All these people talking about "He is risen" are making me suspicious this morning...