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   messageicon Just think, next year at this time I will be able to say Happy 2012, but with an evil grin on my face,
←Rate | 01-01-2011 15:30 by JimmyCos Comments (2)  


   messageicon "Cheating" is such a harsh word. I prefer "Monogamously Challenged".
←Rate | 01-02-2011 05:05 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember the days when we actually used our phones to talk to each other.
←Rate | 01-15-2011 07:57 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
←Rate | 01-15-2011 08:10 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever have one of those friends that has been there for you, took interest in what you do then just stops talking to
←Rate | 01-15-2011 09:40 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's interesting that "cologne" rhymes with "alone".
←Rate | 01-20-2011 23:19 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon That time of year again where in a few days we will be able to buy Hearts filled with chocolates for 75% off.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 03:55 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a damn girlfriend...well not a "damn" girlfriend, just a girlfriend...well not just a girl that's a friend but...a girl...well, not a girl, but a woman...OMG I am turning into Mr. Kimball! Damn you, Green Acres!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 16:52 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me or does everyone get sick of pancakes by the time you are done eating them...
←Rate | 03-01-2011 22:41 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am wondering if Snoop Dog ever watched Charlie Brown.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 15:03 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who wants to bet me I don't have a gambling problem?
←Rate | 03-14-2011 21:44 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lick the alphabet. Yea, you know what I am talking about, don't even lie.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 15:19 by jimmycos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a Chinese restaurant and saw the sexiest woman I have ever saw, so I was blunt and said I wanna 69...she brought me Beef and Broccoli.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 16:32 by jimmycos Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the most spontaneous thing you plan on doing?
←Rate | 03-28-2011 10:08 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog backwards?
←Rate | 03-28-2011 16:16 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had so many great women in my life, yet I don't know where they're at... at least that's what I told the cops ;)
←Rate | 08-14-2012 03:04 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when you ordered from Columbia House... the first 5 times?
←Rate | 04-24-2013 19:35 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd play Monopoly but I am afraid of the commitment...
←Rate | 06-19-2013 16:29 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
←Rate | 08-13-2013 16:40 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I need it to make sure I don't have a bad time...
←Rate | 08-31-2013 03:55 by JimmyCos Comments (0)  



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