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   messageicon whats everybody worried about with Gilbert Arenas...its not like he can shoot anymore!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 22:16 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know Gilbert Arenas likes to shoot, but this is ridiculous!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 22:16 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know Floyd Mayweather likes to dodge but this is ridiculous!
←Rate | 01-07-2010 02:11 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do you tell a woman who has two black eyes... nothing you've already told her twice!
←Rate | 01-15-2010 18:36 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon two cannibals are eating a clown...one says, does this taste funny to you???
←Rate | 01-15-2010 18:43 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know that feeling when you pick your nose and it all comes out in one long string... thats how I feel right now!
←Rate | 01-22-2010 01:51 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon *holding my shirt* excuse miss, would you consider this boyfriend material?!?!
←Rate | 02-10-2010 14:52 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tiger Woods is doing so well at the Master's, you might think he was cheating!
←Rate | 04-08-2010 21:00 by geez Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'm not that big on Volcanic Ash... I'm more of a Volcanic boob man!
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:53 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eyjafjallajokull is more like a baby typing on a computer than a volcano!
←Rate | 04-19-2010 23:06 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earth Day - Keeping Earth cleaning than Uranus...
←Rate | 04-22-2010 10:37 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon NBA Wives is a better name than "The Ex-wives and ex-girlfriends of ex-Miami Heat players that weren't really that good except for maybe Shaq...
←Rate | 05-17-2010 01:46 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday!
←Rate | 05-24-2010 15:10 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a tortured soul... He never really figured out what Willis was talking about....
←Rate | 05-28-2010 15:49 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon hates when his hand falls asleep, it usually means it's going to be up all night
←Rate | 06-15-2010 00:59 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow just found out Jimmy Dean died! this is gotta be the wurst day ever...
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:22 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spain or Germany??? --Spermany!
←Rate | 07-07-2010 11:19 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon World Cup Finals... Its Heineken vs. Sangria. screw it, lets get drunk!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:09 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not drunk... I'm just tired from drinking all day!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:10 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when my foot falls asleep... it usually means it's going to be up all night!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:14 by geez Comments (0)  


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