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   messageicon If you truly understand me, you'll let me be annoying.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 17:11 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you truly understand me, you'll let me be annoying
←Rate | 10-06-2011 02:26 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like stamps. We lick them and send them on their way.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 02:28 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is just like an ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts !!
←Rate | 10-06-2011 02:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 05:05 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With corrections
←Rate | 10-06-2011 05:33 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you
←Rate | 10-06-2011 05:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you wake up the first thing you do is roll over and check your cell phone
←Rate | 10-06-2011 21:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There would be less drunk driving in the world if Jack In The Box delivered.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 21:51 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wanna have a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
←Rate | 10-06-2011 22:04 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have Big Boobs, I am amazing at Call of Duty, and I can make a really good sandwich, Unfortunately I am a guy...
←Rate | 10-10-2011 02:14 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon umm can I have a coke?” “is pepsi ok?” “I dont know is monopoly money ok?”
←Rate | 10-10-2011 02:19 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone text me a in & out burger?
←Rate | 10-10-2011 03:22 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up after a night out and knowing you could write The Hangover 3.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 04:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon yes we know you are heartbroken but please stop posting all those sad youtube songs.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 03:03 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see a hot girl in a Movie or on T. V, I google her name to see if she has any nude pics.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 05:04 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like mario. he's cool. he's all like " hello, I'm maaarrio, I'm a Italian plumber created by japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican."
←Rate | 10-12-2011 06:46 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's annoying how people on facebook, post sad youtube videos or lyrics because they aren't over their ex. I've always wanted to say this to you. your ex doesn't give a crap, Your depressing post piss me off to no end, and I don't think he/she loves you.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 15:47 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's that little bit of you that secretly thinks you'll be famous some day.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 16:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when you're angry for a certain reason, and someone makes you smile. It's just.... just... I'M TRYING TO BE ANGRY DAMMIT.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 17:08 by g0re Comments (0)  


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