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   messageicon My neighbor OD'd on Viagra. His wife took it really hard
←Rate | 03-24-2016 00:40 by curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never play Uno with Mexicans they will steal all the green cards.
←Rate | 04-27-2016 03:10 by curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife walked in the room with crotchless panties and said eat this. I said hell no look what it did to your underwear.
←Rate | 04-27-2016 03:14 by curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon There was kidnapping at our local school today. The teacher woke him up and told him not to do it again.
←Rate | 07-07-2016 01:39 by curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why dont they serve hotdogs at a gay picnic. because they taste like shiiit
←Rate | 07-16-2016 01:58 by curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bill Cosby is in JAIL-O
←Rate | 09-26-2018 17:22 by curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am so bored, but not ckean house and do laundry bored.
←Rate | 03-29-2020 12:27 by Curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet people's pets are just loving this quarantine
←Rate | 03-29-2020 16:36 by Curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Debating if I should clean the inside of my refrigerator out. Or just unscrew the light bulb.
←Rate | 10-30-2021 10:15 by Curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon I accidentally took my cats meds this morning... Don't ask meow.
←Rate | 11-23-2022 20:29 by Curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girlfriend asked me if I seen the dog bowl. I said no but that would be very interesting.
←Rate | 11-24-2022 10:29 by Curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon I looked up lighters on Ebay and all I could find was 13,749 matches.
←Rate | 12-10-2022 12:02 by Curly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man injured in a bizarre peek- a- boo accident...He's in ICU.
←Rate | 01-07-2023 11:58 by Curly Comments (0)  



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