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X My wife walked in the room with crotchless panties and said eat this. I said hell no look what it did to your underwear.
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# 101112 Came home to find my gf lying on the bed in crotchless panties. "Hey Baby", she says. "Would you like some of this?" "Hell no!!" , is my reply. "Look what it did to your underwear!!!"
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←Rate | 04-27-2016 03:14 by curly

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