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   messageicon I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas, now I'm on the naughty list
←Rate | 12-24-2012 15:26 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon Was thinking of buy my boyfriend a bunkbed so I could be on top more often
←Rate | 01-03-2013 07:11 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you keep a foot in the past and a foot in the future, you're gonna piss on the present...
←Rate | 01-05-2013 08:26 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon So many 2 x 4's ... So few studs...
←Rate | 01-05-2013 22:40 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I hang up on people in the middle of my own sentance so they think I lost service...
←Rate | 01-13-2013 16:24 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon it considered child labor if they think they are playing a game?
←Rate | 01-13-2013 16:26 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon Allergy season must be near... blooming idiots are everywhere
←Rate | 01-15-2013 06:18 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
←Rate | 01-16-2013 22:01 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way... jest sayin
←Rate | 01-17-2013 17:16 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon The fact that no one understands you does not mean you are an artist...
←Rate | 01-18-2013 14:51 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon n't it ironic when you put THE and IRS together it beomes "theirs"? hmmm
←Rate | 01-25-2013 10:38 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon a hangover is the wrath of grapes
←Rate | 01-27-2013 15:20 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny
←Rate | 01-27-2013 15:21 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon breaking up is hard to do... unless of course you're mad and there's a vase nearby....
←Rate | 01-27-2013 15:23 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut
←Rate | 01-28-2013 09:30 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ya know... statisically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy...
←Rate | 01-29-2013 17:57 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon Girls just wanna have funds
←Rate | 01-30-2013 05:21 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't have issues... I have an entire subcription... jest sayin
←Rate | 02-07-2013 16:14 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon At least my computer goes down on me
←Rate | 02-08-2013 08:20 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon men really don't want their minds blown...
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:41 by YODA Comments (0)  


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