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   messageicon i have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
←Rate | 11-16-2011 02:03 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw
←Rate | 11-16-2011 02:36 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'm strong because I know what it's like to be weak."
←Rate | 11-16-2011 02:55 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I wait behind a door to scare someone, they always take too long to come, so I leave disappointed.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:48 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was that lightning?" Nooo... they're taking pictures for google earth
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:49 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:51 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK" The second most popular word that starts with “F” and ends with “K”...
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:54 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon smaller the breasts, better the eye contact
←Rate | 11-16-2011 13:57 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:19 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon That one minute party you have when the teacher leaves the room
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:22 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with barbies & the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one
←Rate | 11-17-2011 02:33 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up
←Rate | 11-17-2011 02:35 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone gonna tell Americas Funniest Videos that theres youtube?
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:14 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does your a** ever get jealous of the big amount of sh*t that comes out of your mouth??
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:18 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I study. I take the test. I pass it. I forget what I learned...
←Rate | 11-18-2011 19:18 by tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from the lava then you didn't have a childhood
←Rate | 01-26-2012 18:55 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice
←Rate | 01-30-2012 13:04 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I failed the quiz by 1 point, the last question was " where do most women have curly hair" apparently the correct answer was "Africa"..
←Rate | 01-30-2012 13:08 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- "Let`s go", I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely, Been waiting in the car for 20 minutes
←Rate | 01-30-2012 23:27 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I respect the person who let girls into the army. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable
←Rate | 01-30-2012 23:31 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


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