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   messageicon engineering the electricals.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (6)  


   messageicon dividing by zero!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (2)  


   messageicon "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon an office zombie: Bored to undeath
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon harvesting paperclips from work
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon not the droid you're looking for.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon taking over the world
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)  


   messageicon trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon making friends and influencing people
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon chillin like a villain.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon known to cause cancer in the state of California
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon carbon based.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not the issue here, Dude."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing the truffle shuffle
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)  


   messageicon "never on schedule, but always on time."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you're not living on the edge you're taking too much space
←Rate | 04-12-2010 21:59 by TJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher
←Rate | 04-15-2010 14:02 by TJ Comments (3)  


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