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   messageicon I made my man an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he...
←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:59 by Sando Comments (1)  


   messageicon How many times can you be poked on FB before you're considered a Ho???
←Rate | 03-13-2010 20:04 by Sando Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take a muscle relaxer and a Viagra together you will end up a Gumby with a Pokey.....
←Rate | 05-17-2010 21:15 by Sando Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woke up with a post it note on the end of my foot saying "Gone to market"...
←Rate | 04-10-2011 09:10 by Sando Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man am I tired, it's time to pretend I'm an air traffic controler...
←Rate | 04-18-2011 23:01 by Sando Comments (0)  


   messageicon If he's truthful then I'm a one legged pirate......Does anyone see me with a parrot and a cracker??
←Rate | 07-11-2011 08:56 by Sando Comments (0)  


   messageicon You might have moves like Jagger....Me, at my age, have moves like jello!!
←Rate | 11-03-2011 17:49 by Sando Comments (0)  



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