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   messageicon Dear Facebook... How can I be near the town I'm already in?!.....Near Stfu!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:16 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's with all the relationship post?! This ain't Dr.Phil! Be Funny..or Be out!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:37 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sooo.. In between Mundane Monday.. And Whip'em Out Wednesday.. I now proclaim today as.."Touch ur Toes Tuesday!" Because people are just so eager to F*ck you every chance they can get!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:47 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black guys from other countries aren't really "Black Guys"
←Rate | 10-18-2011 22:29 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont care if you are family... And we have 100 mutal friends...I still dont know who the hell you are...So dont send me a friend request!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:42 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's face it people... Slow an Steady NEVER wins the race... Whoever came up with that quote...Is a idiot!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 21:09 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 22:07 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people on Facebook always post funny stuff.. Some people always post lovey dovey stuff.. And Some people posts.. Just make you wana scream..STFU Already!
←Rate | 10-23-2011 11:13 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most Sundays on Fb.. Hop on see all the Praise the Lord post.. Like a few baby pics.. Have a quick convo wit some friends.Then off to bed..
←Rate | 10-23-2011 19:48 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thunder only happens when it's raining..Players only love you when they're playin..
←Rate | 10-26-2011 18:31 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be Black you stay White here!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 18:53 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 21:37 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again! How scary would that be!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 21:46 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because you didn't "Like" it...Doesn't mean you didn't see it!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 22:50 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!
←Rate | 10-27-2011 19:42 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder which lazy a$$ rapper decided to abbreviate the word "Crazy".... I mean c'mon that sh!ts CRAY!
←Rate | 10-27-2011 21:11 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Well Fine! If you don't have anything nice to say...Then.. Take off your clothes..!?!"
←Rate | 10-27-2011 21:30 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it when I press 1 for English when calling "Tech Support"... I get someone that doesnt even speak f*ckin english!!!
←Rate | 11-02-2011 18:55 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now I know why women get so pissed about the toliet seat being left up...MAN! That toliet water is cold!
←Rate | 11-02-2011 19:30 by Seanathon Comments (0)  


   messageicon oh no! Just got an Android phone..And I dont know how to copy an paste! All my friends must think I'm dead!
←Rate | 11-04-2011 16:59 by Seanathon Comments (0)  



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