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   messageicon Actually has a dai off tomorrow? Wow, it's been so long I can't even remember how to spell it
←Rate | 02-26-2011 02:08 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to Bo-flex, I've gone from 'obese' to 'prefer not to say' on my plenty of fish account!
←Rate | 06-21-2011 00:06 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what infuriates me? Trying to grab the end of masking tape with my half chewed fingernails, after it has reattached itself to it's body. You know what infuriates me even more? Watching someone else do it.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 02:03 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh my god!! What is that enormous red gasious ball of fire in the sky that's making everyone take their clothes off???!?!?
←Rate | 07-25-2011 15:13 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all of the guys who have creeped a girl out so much to the point of her never talking to you again, I just have one thing to say to you: Where do I sign up? 
←Rate | 09-21-2011 09:15 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, I've just noticed that almost all the girls on my Facebook are girls that I've tried to hook up with at one point or another. My Facebook has suddenly become one giant reminder of pure and utter failure. Well played Facebook, well played...
←Rate | 11-01-2011 00:59 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm taking the greed out of agreed, because I don't.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 03:26 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only we cared for African humans as much as we cared for African lions.
←Rate | 07-31-2015 01:41 by Michek Comments (0)  



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