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   messageicon You know your ugly when you have more pictures of your family then yourself ' Haha
←Rate | 11-04-2010 00:24 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say a man's "member" can be gauged by the size of their feet. That maybe why my sister dates clowns.
←Rate | 11-23-2018 19:49 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thankful saturday: The saturday after Thanksgiving when all your relatives have finally gone back home.
←Rate | 11-25-2018 16:44 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The older I get, the more sense it makes to have a TV in the bathroom.
←Rate | 11-25-2018 16:47 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know winter has started when my neighbor returns my rake, and borrows my snow shovel .
←Rate | 12-05-2018 14:50 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had fifty bucks tattooed on my "member". So the next time my wife wants to go out and blow fifty bucks, she can stay home and do it.
←Rate | 12-05-2018 15:05 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My grandfather use to say "Don't believe everything you hear." which was good advice...... Or was it ?
←Rate | 12-14-2018 04:12 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three things I'm grateful for, 1. Family 2. Friends 3. Caller ID to advoid family and friends.
←Rate | 12-14-2018 04:19 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
←Rate | 12-16-2018 05:24 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician..... It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.
←Rate | 12-17-2018 01:49 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between curry and a candle. A candle only burns at one end.
←Rate | 12-20-2018 06:11 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm determind to stay out of debt this new year. Even if I have to borrow the money to do so.
←Rate | 12-29-2018 00:59 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make sure to put the letter "L" in the world clocks when you google grandfather clocks.
←Rate | 01-02-2019 05:55 by Joker Comments (1)  


   messageicon I haven't failed, I just found several ways it won't work.
←Rate | 01-02-2019 06:34 by Joker Comments (1)  


   messageicon My mother never saw the iorny in calling me a s.o.b.
←Rate | 01-03-2019 02:48 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.50 a minute.
←Rate | 01-03-2019 02:54 by Joker Comments (2)  


   messageicon A good husband remembers his wife's birthday, but not her age.
←Rate | 01-03-2019 02:56 by Joker Comments (1)  


   messageicon I may need a helping hand with my New Year's resolution in giving up masterbating.
←Rate | 01-03-2019 03:20 by Joker Comments (1)  


   messageicon Went for a check up, everything was normal, except the doctor stuck is finger up my butt...... I need to get a new dentist.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 14:25 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to smuggle drugs across the border is to place them up a dogs butt. That way when the drug sniffing dog investigates, the officer will think that the dog is just being friendly.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 15:09 by Joker Comments (0)  



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