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   messageicon Where do babies come from? Two teenagers and a six-pack
←Rate | 10-05-2010 00:41 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forecast tonight: Dark
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:09 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:15 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess it's time to go to the grocery store. A mouse hung himself in the fridge with a note saying "Sorry,can't live like this anymore".
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:18 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:28 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:32 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon . "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:45 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon True friends stab you in the front!
←Rate | 10-11-2010 01:02 by goodeolboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
←Rate | 10-11-2010 01:25 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:31 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A bad Walmart greeting just ruins the whole experience.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:43 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that I have to recite the entire alphabet to remember where one letter is?
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:45 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life before the computer punchline(see above 3): And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you hoped nobody found out.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:49 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 01:15 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 01:17 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 01:21 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 01:23 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:52 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon California is a nice place to live - if you happen to be an Orange.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:22 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The 1960's were when hallucinogenic drugs were really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like The Flying Nun.
←Rate | 10-13-2010 01:27 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


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