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   messageicon doesn't want to follow you on twitter because you're not going anywhere.
←Rate | 07-15-2009 11:39 by Danmanz Comments (3)  


   messageicon If twitter went away, would anyone care?
←Rate | 07-17-2009 14:35 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon never a follower......that's what 'Twits' are for.
←Rate | 07-24-2009 18:09 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when you ask someone "How was your day?" and all they say is "good, and yours?" Thank you for summing up your day with just one word. Way to be detailed.
←Rate | 08-29-2009 06:49 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had to comment your status with "What happened?" and you reply "I don't even want to talk about it...", do you think maybe you should have kept it to yourself?
←Rate | 08-29-2009 06:51 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?
←Rate | 09-16-2009 21:09 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's dad asked him for a balloon ride, but he said "No, I don't wanna be a hoax"
←Rate | 10-18-2009 14:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon really thinks Myspace is a female...So many mood swings and changes.
←Rate | 10-29-2009 11:45 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon This status update is brought to you by your drug addiction to facebook.
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon what's the difference between 'Live Feed' and 'News Feed?' Isn't all the news supposed to be Live!!!
←Rate | 11-11-2009 17:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon there sure is going to be a lot of people losing their virginity in the year 2012.
←Rate | 11-12-2009 12:44 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a question: You ever wonder how many REAL friends you had before the whole Facebook, Myspace, & Twitter thing came into existence?.......You're wondering now.
←Rate | 11-18-2009 17:33 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do people on Facebook make a effort out of telling everybody in a huge paragraph how bad & boring their day was to make people feel sympathetic...Get over it, everybody has their bad days but maybe it would be better if you kept it to yourself.
←Rate | 11-22-2009 16:09 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love a Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
←Rate | 11-26-2009 08:08 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe Tiger Woods' relationship status should say "it's really complicated"
←Rate | 12-04-2009 18:33 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody would agree that 2009 has been a hard year for all of us.
←Rate | 12-06-2009 20:39 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why would a girl wanna be a Barbie? Barbie's are fake and dumb, yes DUMB. I'll take a natural woman any day thank you.
←Rate | 12-11-2009 07:08 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK + CHRISTMAS = Endless status updates reminding you what month it is. Not to mention pages and pages of people's Xmas pics.
←Rate | 12-14-2009 17:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Idea for a Christmas Party: Have two guys dress as Jesus and Santa Claus. One brings wine the other brings Eggnog with vodka. Santa brings his 12 reindeer playboy bunnies. All at your mother-in-law's house. ONE BIG JINGLE FOR THE YEAR.
←Rate | 12-14-2009 17:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon sorry 2009 but I'm going to have to file a restraining order on you. You're going to have to stay at least 365 days away from me. You caused to many problems.
←Rate | 12-18-2009 09:22 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


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