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   messageicon anyone heard anything about Cam Newton? It's been kinda quiet the past 3 minutes
←Rate | 11-12-2010 20:01 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon TRUE STORY: I got 99 chargers but my phone aint 1
←Rate | 07-28-2011 23:07 by brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIFE IS LIKE A BOWL OF SOUP..... YOU ONLY GET BLOWN IF YOU'RE HOT!
←Rate | 09-16-2011 15:35 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon never regret anything because at one point it was exactly what you wanted
←Rate | 09-26-2011 05:10 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon says 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't let Kevin Bacon die!!!!
←Rate | 10-12-2011 21:28 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally slept with my HS Crush but it's kind of weird now because she wants me to go to her graduation.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 19:54 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality......which would explain Edward.....
←Rate | 11-05-2011 18:22 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing is sexier than knowing the person you're with can be with anyone they want and they chose you or atleast that is what my wife says.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 19:08 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon with the intergration of females into the NFL referee ranks the need for instant replay will soon be a thing of the past. In my experience WOMEN ARE NEVER WRONG!! SO this is a Win!!Win!!
←Rate | 08-06-2012 18:47 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I could do it all over again. I would have kids and raise them in an Amish Community and make them believe that it is the year 1693. Then when they are 16, I'm going to tell them I've invented a 'Time Machine', and I will send them into the 'future'
←Rate | 08-25-2012 22:35 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lets see do I root for the Gators or the Hurricanes today? Aaron Hernandez -3(murders) or Ray Lewis +3(murders).
←Rate | 09-07-2013 09:35 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  



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