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   messageicon You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
←Rate | 12-13-2009 01:17 by BONUS Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
←Rate | 12-13-2009 01:18 by BONUS Comments (0)  


   messageicon If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
←Rate | 12-13-2009 01:21 by BONUS Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
←Rate | 12-13-2009 01:22 by BONUS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
←Rate | 12-13-2009 01:24 by BONUS Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brad Pitt once asked me out. I was in his room.
←Rate | 12-13-2009 01:26 by BONUS Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
←Rate | 12-13-2009 01:47 by BONUS Comments (0)  



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