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   messageicon How much horsepower does your horse have?
←Rate | 12-14-2009 18:23 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Multiply that by infinity & take it 2 the depths of forever & then you will have some vague idea what I'm talkin about...
←Rate | 01-25-2010 21:57 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon death gotta be easy cause life is hard. It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
←Rate | 01-26-2010 16:36 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon as Vice-President of Toyota I would like to say please dial 1800-our-bad.
←Rate | 02-04-2010 18:02 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
←Rate | 02-14-2010 11:29 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon when your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
←Rate | 02-17-2010 18:36 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 09:31 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon if The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 16:49 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 16:52 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earth is full. Go home.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 11:35 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:02 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:08 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only a few of us have that special talent to trip UP the stairs.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 12:25 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I'm not back in five minutes.....call Obama. He'll know what to do
←Rate | 03-13-2010 17:50 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
←Rate | 03-16-2010 15:33 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list...
←Rate | 03-16-2010 15:38 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
←Rate | 03-16-2010 15:40 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I'm going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You'll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.”
←Rate | 03-16-2010 15:53 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Squirrels - Nature's Speedbumps
←Rate | 03-16-2010 20:11 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end> the faster it goes...
←Rate | 03-17-2010 19:39 by Aaron Comments (0)  


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