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   messageicon I bet teaching abstinence in school now days is much easier with the invention of the #FleshLight
←Rate | 09-15-2010 13:38 by @tejas74 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ran my WII, PS3 and Xbox 360 all at the same time. Jesus appeared in my living room and shook his index finger at me.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 11:03 by @tejas74 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you cant beat them, put a few drops of Visine in their coffee.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 11:04 by @tejas74 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shall We Play a Game?
←Rate | 09-30-2010 22:36 by @tejas74 Comments (0)  


   messageicon o the US Govt. Infected Guatemalan's with Gonorrhea back in the 50's. 1. Why? 2. I bet it was a social experiment more than medical. "Hey lets see if Miguel can talk his way out of this one."
←Rate | 10-03-2010 10:58 by @tejas74 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a Taser today... ...and a kitten to replace the neighbor's cat that died in a totally unrelated incident.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 11:50 by @tejas74 Comments (0)  



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