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   messageicon the more guys I meet, the more I love my dog :)
←Rate | 04-03-2011 22:15 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.
←Rate | 04-16-2011 21:15 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating alphabet soup and my spoon spells 'HOT'. Not sure if I should take that as a warning or a compliment.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 19:08 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon there are three little words I love to hear, that remind me how amazing the world is, and always makes me smile: WELCOME TO WALMART!!!
←Rate | 04-18-2011 19:06 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to write to myself on my wall.
←Rate | 05-15-2011 14:26 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days it's just too hot for pants :)
←Rate | 06-01-2011 08:15 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon moving to Sweden where all the guys are smart enough to realize brunettes are way hotter than blondes
←Rate | 06-06-2011 23:27 by @mollyfaerie Comments (1)  


   messageicon NO Katy Perry, I have NEVER felt like a plastic bag!
←Rate | 07-02-2011 09:36 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon feel so dissed the earthquake missed me. anyone else wanna rock my world?
←Rate | 08-23-2011 15:10 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon convinced God made mosquitos and flies just to watch us slap ourselves
←Rate | 08-28-2011 21:26 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what the hell is a party rocker? Any WHY are they in my house tonight??
←Rate | 09-07-2011 23:39 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon what can I say? Life doesn't get much better than beer and pancakes after midnight :)
←Rate | 09-15-2011 21:59 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are Halloween costumes so skanky??? Sorry Christmas, "ho ho ho" is now a more appropriate greeting for Halloween...
←Rate | 10-29-2011 22:22 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to scientists, due to global warming is posing a huge threat to the arabica coffee bean. You know what that means. We're one worldwide coffee shortage away from an actual zombie apocalypse.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 10:23 by @mollyfaerie Comments (0)  



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