Funny Status Message #69088

X is convinced God made mosquitos and flies just to watch us slap ourselves
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# 21417 finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're God's way of making us slap ourselves.
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←Rate | 08-28-2011 21:26 by @mollyfaerie | Tags: Approved

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