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   messageicon 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs... Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 12:26 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon At any given time, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
←Rate | 01-26-2013 14:56 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.
←Rate | 02-17-2013 15:26 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're 15... You should be feeling butterflies in your tummy, not a baby kicking.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 14:27 by @MiserableMadge Comments (2)  

   messageicon I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 14:27 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 07:40 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you ever think you're ugly just remember it's because you are.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 07:41 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been banged more times than a snooze button on Monday morning.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 17:30 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the London Marathon I did 4 hours, 1 minute and 9 seconds last year. Will try to beat that, but I seem to get bored and turn over to watch something else.
←Rate | 04-21-2013 07:54 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  


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