life Funny Status Messages

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   had a handle on life but it broke

   high on life... and glue

   life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain

   ...I guess that sometimes it takes a dominatrix in your living room to make you sit there and think 'What the hell am I doing with my life?'...

   attending life, and has no plans afterwards

   My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!

   thinks when life hands me lemons, I think Great, more stuff to throw at the Raccoon that lives in my attic!

   has learned a lot from dogs: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down (I've really only applied the last to my life, however)

   says, "If you want something in life, you have to work hard for it... Now shut up! They're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!"

   would be high on Life, but she doesn't want to snort the milk.

   logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)

   looks life a flower but stings like a bee.

   life sucks (mood:optimistic)

   pondering some of life's great mysteries. Like, why are we here?, is there life on Mars? and why doesn't Donald duck wear pants?

   had the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

   thinks there are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them