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   messageicon You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I just saw the Mucinex family walking out of Wal-Mart.
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to constantly remind myself of the fact that life is too short to waste it on getting mad at idiots
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where would I be without my mother? Probably in the middle of traffic, without my jacket on, talking to some stranger.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear mom, Please stop telling me not to play with my food. You spent the first 2 years of my life pretending it was an airplane.
←Rate | 05-30-2011 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C- on
←Rate | 04-12-2013 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of my "friends" on Facebook need to be reminded that high school is over.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When people go underwater during movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I died at Finding Nemo.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON..
←Rate | 05-27-2013 22:53 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?
←Rate | 02-01-2011 00:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm "Flintstoning" That mf!
←Rate | 03-15-2012 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today will never know the pain of the Dewey Decimal system and how to catalog library books on index cards.
←Rate | 06-05-2012 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
←Rate | 01-11-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon omg I just found out I'm allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
←Rate | 07-27-2011 20:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your baby was cute until I realized you’re on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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