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X If I jumped out a plane and my parcute didn't work I would be so angry.
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←Rate | 09-20-2012 22:36 by Aaron

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Idiotsamuseme
Friday September 21, 2012 @ 07:07 PM

Im still trying to work out what a parcute is....i know glofers are happy to get a par, but i dont think its very cute

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