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X I was in the Air Force and had to parachute out of a plane. I didn't want to. The co-pilot said if I didn't jump, he'd stick his manhood where the sun don't shine. I jumped. A little at first.
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U.S. Army Vet
Thursday November 15, 2012 @ 10:09 PM

TYPICAL OF YOU FLY-BOYS!!! Should of went Army and became a man...

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