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openquote I'll never Marry! Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo.closequote
- My Chemical Romance-cancer
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openquote I want to burn myself, i want to cut my skin just so i feel something.closequote
- Anew Revolution
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openquote A world without chocolate? I don't even want to go there!closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote If you're up for anything, be prepared to have to live it down.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...closequote
- Stephenie Meyer
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openquote Son: mom can I go out? Mom: why do ask questions you already know the answer to.closequote
- Parent
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openquote People who procrastinate always have something to look forward to.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Laughter is contagious....expose yourself to it regularly.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote A girl called reanna always is called a shelley.closequote
- Reannabanna
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openquote Whenever anything goes wrong, blame your ancestors. They started it!closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Don't take yourself too seriously...no one else does.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Time waits for no one....except the watch repairman.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Why does a woman always tell you to watch her purse when it doesn't do anything?closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote By the time you get life figured out, there isn't much of it left.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Sometimes it is better to enjoy the shade than to bask in the sunlight.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.closequote
- Unknown
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openquote You dont know what its like to be like me. To be hurt to feel lost to be left out in the dark. To be kicked when your down to feel like youve been pushed around.closequote
- Simple Plan, Welcome To My Life
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openquote Gloomy is Sunday,
With shadows I spend in all
My heart and i
Have decided to end it all
Soon there'll be flowers
And prayers that are sad I know
let them not weepclosequote
- Mel
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-27 15:41:15 by "gloomy Sunday" By Emile Autumn, Billie Holiday, And A Bun

openquote Dead is the new alive
Despair's the new survival
A pointless point of view
Give in, give in, give in, give in
You play the game
You'll never winclosequote
- Emilie Autumn, Dead Is The New Alive
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-06-27 15:33:20 by Mel

openquote You're going to catch a clold, From the ice inside your sould. Dont come back for me. Who do you think you are?closequote
- Christina Perri, Jar Of Hearts
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