Recent Famous Quotes
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Marry a man who is both funny and rich and you will laugh all of the way to the bank.
- Linda Poindexter
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Life is full of fear,so be strong in each step.
- Lonely Yohzaan
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Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!
- Homer
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Whats there left to fight for when there was never anything in the beginning?
- Yeni Owino
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What the F*** does WTF mean??
- Moi
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Kids are your payback for all the crap you did when you were young.
- Sjwp
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Sometimes i walk into a clean house and think wow but other people walk into a messy house and think ew but when theres dirty dishes in the sink that means ifeed my children, theres clean clothes piled a mile high on my couch that means my kids have claen clothes, my bathroom has water all over the floor that means my childre had a bath so next time you walk into a messy house think for once hey they feed, bathe, and keep clean clothes on thier chilbren
- Unknown
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If you want to go nowhere follow the crowd
- Charlie Brown
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To be old and wise, you once have to have been young and stupid.
- Backgrounds (app)
<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-08 22:44:55 by Evilgummybear
Rocky:don't push me! Hang on that's what humpty dumpty said!
- Salon
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Don't tell me that the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon
- Me Myself And I
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Never to argue with an idiots because first they brings you to their level and than they beat you with their experience.
- Bill Gates
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1 + 1 = 2. Not window!
- Santa's Little Helper
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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- Santa's Little Helper
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High heels were invented by a woman who was kissed on her forehead!
- Shlomo Ben Ezra
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I'd rather be lucky than smart. After all, even a smart person can be hit by a bus.
- Joe Garagiola
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"Ending a sentence with a preopsition is something up with which I shall not put."
- Winston Churchill
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"i cant wait to die so all the mouths of the vultures can be fed"
- Smile Empty Soul
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Life is a game..we cant pause it,but we can exit!!
- Sukhwinder
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I try so hard to tell myself that you're gone, but though you're still with me, I've been alone all along.
- Evanescence
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