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openquote I'm gonna *********closequote
- The Carpenter
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openquote Due to rising energy costs the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
- Godclosequote
- Anonymus
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openquote Siss on you, poster.. cause you ain't so mucken fuch! closequote
- James Aaron Cantwell
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openquote My bathroom scales must think it's under oath. It keeps telling me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote I stopped looking for the monster under my bed when I realized the monster was inside meclosequote
- Saw It On Youtube
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openquote "who do you think you are, Runnin round leaving scars, Collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart, you're gunna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul, don't come back for me, don't come back at all "closequote
- Christina Perri
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openquote If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first-hand what it's like to be meclosequote
- My Chemical Romance, The End
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openquote And i've lost who I am And I can't understand Why my heart is so broken Rejecting your love.closequote
- Shattered - Trading Yesterday.
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openquote My father always told me"if you can"t build a robot,become a robot!!!"
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- Homer Simpson
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openquote Sometimes i pretend to be normal,but i guess i'm abnormal...closequote
- Edmar Hortelano
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openquote Perception is nine tenths of reality.closequote
- Gina Raymond Setzer
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openquote An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in herclosequote
- Agatha Christie
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openquote An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in herclosequote
- Agatha Christie
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openquote I Hate Myself And I Want To Dieclosequote
- Kurt Cobain
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openquote I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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- Stephen Wright
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openquote NATURE IS GOD’S SOCIAL NETWORKclosequote
- Jim Hargadon
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openquote I've got a story here to tell you
Best you listen or grow cold
Cause if you choose the path I've chosen
Chances are you won't grow old,
Won't grow oldclosequote
- The Amity Affliction
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openquote Try a thing you haven’t done three times. The first time, you get over the fear of doing it. The second, you learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or notclosequote
- Taurus~a
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openquote Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.closequote
- Taurus~a
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openquote Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.closequote
- Taurus~a
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