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openquote I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
Because I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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- Evanescence
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openquote When I was younger I watched my daddy cry and curse at the wind..closequote
- Paramore, Only Exception
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openquote Like the late colonel Sanders once said,"I'm too drunck to tast this chicken"closequote
- Will Farrel
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openquote Everything was so worthless, i didn't deserve this , but to me you were perfect.closequote
- Hollywood Undead
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openquote Wife to husband : you d0nt care about me....the husband points at thier 5 children and says : do you think i have downloaded them from google?closequote
- Koketso Moabi
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openquote I'm almost done...so for what are you waiting for.!closequote
- Rahul Gupta
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openquote "Teddy, I'm pregnant."
"Don't worry, We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.".closequote
- Mary Jo Kopechne And Ted Kennedy
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openquote Go ahead and slap me now cause I'm getting ready to grab your ass.closequote
- Mike Cowan
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openquote It's further to Ft. Worth than by bus...But it depends on if you are alone or by yourself.closequote
- Billy Heckenpecker
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openquote Sarcasm isn't just used to make you look bad. It's simply stating the obvious in a humorous way...and it makes you look bad.closequote
- Ethan Caldwell
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openquote I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down down down and the flames went higher closequote
- Johnny Cash
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openquote When you loose something you cant replaceclosequote
- Coldplay Fix You
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openquote She speaks in third person so she can forget that she's me.closequote
- Emilie Autumn, Opheliac
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openquote Deep in my heart lies false happiness and fake smilesclosequote
- Self Created
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openquote The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out. You've left me in the dark. No dawn, no day. In the shadow of your heart.closequote
- Florence And The Machine - Cosmic Love
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openquote Is it just enough for you to breath I'm begging
Was it not enough to just have me I'm trying to be the person that u need
Please don't pull the...closequote
- Eatmewhileimhot
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openquote And if they don't laught at our jokes...Momma's gonna slit their goddamn throats.closequote
- Harley Quinn
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openquote I will always love you thami sitholeclosequote
- N P Mbele
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openquote Ilove The Way We Walked Hand In Hand..Ilove The Way You Walked Me Home .. But I Hate The Way you Treated Me !closequote
- Bethany Field
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openquote Can you blow out your nose at the same time as your maouth?closequote
- Michlele Lewis Hamilton
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