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openquote Once upon a time
There was a part of me I shared
Years before they took away
The part of me that caredclosequote
- Five Finger Death Punch
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openquote Arms wide open, I stand alone.
I'm no hero, and I'm not made of stone.closequote
- Five Finger Death Punch
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openquote I spoke to God today, and she said that she's ashamed.
What have I become, what have I done?
I spoke to the Devil today, and he swears he's not to blame. And I understood, cause I feel the same.
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- Five Finger Death Punch
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openquote If it's Linux your're better off with a Mac.
If it's a Mac you're better off with a Windows.
If it's a Windows... Well... Let's wait for everything else to catch up first.closequote
- Unknown Author
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openquote I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.closequote
- Unknown Author
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openquote If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0closequote
- Unknown Author
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openquote We're born into the night like, children of the damned.
And our pain will shine our light to, those who understand.closequote
- Black Veil Brides, Children Surrender
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openquote The tears we've cried, this love has died,
You're by yourself with me tonight.
It's what we hide with every lie,
And stitch these wounds with me tonight.closequote
- Black Veil Brides, We Stitch These Wounds
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openquote Forgive your enemies, but never forget their name closequote
- John F. Kennedy
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openquote Right hands before Mayweather escaped. Following a clinch in the eighth round, Mayweather jumpedclosequote
- Toms Billig Sko 2015
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2015-06-29 12:06:23 by Toms Billig Sko 2015

openquote When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?closequote
- Don Marquis
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openquote Ad I'm staring down the barrel of a 45
Swimming through the ashes of another life
There's no real reason to accept the way things have changedclosequote
- Shinedown
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openquote If you love someone, let them know. Life is too fragile and precious not to be enjoyed fully. closequote
- Amit Basnet
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openquote Did you really think that you could fix me?closequote
- Bring Me The Horizon- Hospital For Souls
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openquote 6U4a8d I'll immediately grab your rss as I can't find your email subscription link or newsletter service. Do you have any? Please let me know in order that I could subscribe. Thanks.closequote
- Nick Crorkz
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2015-05-29 04:24:33 by Nick Crorkz

openquote The voices inside my head are taking overclosequote
- Crown The Empire
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openquote Just because I smile doesn't mean I'm happy Because it takes one smile to hide a million tearsclosequote
- Anonymous
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openquote Life is a reality except for when its a dreamclosequote
- Hotel Books - Dreaming Or Sinking
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openquote There are no perverts allowed in a nudist colony...they'd stand out a mile.closequote
- Joe Page
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2015-04-09 09:18:40 by Terry Prattle

openquote “In the land of the blind...the one-eyed man is a right pain in the arse.” closequote
- Anonymous.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2015-04-09 09:16:51 Andy


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